我并没有你们一般人的成长经历 I didn't really have your typical upbringing.
我是说，开始的时候确实是，但后来世界毁灭了 I mean, I did at first, but then the world ended.
我并不认为有人会为此感到震惊 I don't think anyone was really shocked.
我们一直以为很有可能发生的事，最终，还是发生了 We always thought it might, and then it just finally happened.
但是事情是怎么发生的，现在看来，这才是有趣的地方 But how it happened, now that's where it gets interesting.
阿加莎616 Agatha 616.
是的，一颗小行星直冲地球 Yep, an asteroid heading straight for Earth.
我知道 这很明显 I know. So obvious.
所以，人类团结在一起，做了我们最擅长的事情 So, humanity came together, and we did what we do best.
我们向它发射了一堆火箭 We shot a bunch of rockets at it!
我们把它炸掉了！太棒了！ And we blew it up! And it was great!
但事实并非如此 你瞧，制造火箭的材料 But it wasn't. You see, the thing that makes rockets rockets...
例如化学物质，大量的化学物质 chemical compounds, a lot of 'em.
像雨点般落在我们身上，一切都改变了 Which rained back down on us, and everything changed.
而我所说的“一切”，是指冷血动物 And by "everything," I mean cold-blooded creatures.
而我说的“改变”， 是指“变异”，然后它们开始把我们吃掉 And by "changed," I mean mutated and started eating us to death.
蚂蚁，蜥蜴，蟑螂，鳄鱼 你懂的 还有很多种类 Ants, lizards, roaches, crocodiles. You name it. There's a lot of 'em.
我认识一个孩子，他在睡觉时，被一条狂欢节上赢来的金鱼吃掉了 I knew this one kid who was eaten in his sleep by a goldfish he won at a carnival.
天哪，托德很喜欢那条金鱼 Man, Todd loved that goldfish.
和那只猫 And that cat.
所以，在人类历史上，如果你想杀死一只蟑螂 So, for most of human history, if you wanted to kill a cockroach,
你只需要一只鞋 all you needed was a shoe.
那么，现在，你得需要一把猎枪 Well, suddenly you needed a shotgun.
甚至有些时候需要用到坦克 And sometimes even a tank.
而且 有时候连坦克都不管用 And sometimes even that doesn't work.
尤其是如果你不老实呆在坦克里， 可怜的鲍勃 Especially if you don't stay in the tank, Bob.
终于，我们的军队和那些大家伙开战了 Eventually, the really big ones and our military took each other out.
我们在一年内损失了95%的人口 We lost 95% of the human population in about a year.
那可是一大堆可怜的鲍勃啊 That's a lot of Bobs.
还有一大堆可怜的托德 And a lot of Todds.
我们这些幸存下来的人，一直躲藏在隐蔽的地方 Those of us who survived, we hid anywhere we could...
掩体，洞穴，急救室，遍布世界各地 bunkers, caves, panic rooms, all around the world.
所以，在过去的七年里，我一直住在一个地下掩体里 So for the last seven years I've been living in an underground bunker.
这并不像听起来那么糟糕，真的 It's not as bad as it sounds. Really.
这是一群很棒的人，我们都很友爱 It's a great group of people, and we all love each other.
这就是我想象中的大学生活 It's kinda what I imagined college would have been like.
你确定他睡着了吗 Are you sure he's asleep?
谁 Who?
- 乔 还能有谁？ - 是啊，他睡着了 - Joel. Who else? - Yeah. He's asleep.
- 等等，嘘 - 他还没醒 - Hang on. Shh. - He's not awake.
你确定？ Are you sure?
我只是...我不... I just... I don't...
乔 乔 Joel. Joel.
瞧，他还没醒 See? He's not awake.
亲爱的艾米，我很清醒 Dear Aimee, I am wide awake.
我已经变得很容易保持安静了 I've just gotten good at not really moving or breathing.
哪怕是和一群人被困在地下掩体里 Being stuck in a survival bunker with a bunch of people
并且他们都发现自己的灵魂伴侣并不理想 who have all found their soul mate is less than ideal.
凯伦和雷几个月前在一起 Karen and Ray got together a few months ago,
所以他们还处在蜜月期 so they're still kinda in their honeymoon phase.
这很科学 It is super physical.
对他们很有好处，他们两个都很有吸引力，而且很灵活 Good for them. They're both very attractive and apparently quite flexible.
嘿，人生苦短 尤其是在这鬼地方 Hey, life's short. Especially down here.
- 哦 嘿，艾娃 - 嘿，乔 - Oh. Hey, Ava. - Hey, Joel.
- 乔 最近怎样？ - 还不错，蒂姆 - Joel. How's it going? - It's going good, Tim.
- 你好吗 你过得好吗 - 是的，很好 - How are you... How are you doing? - Yeah, good.
酷 Cool.
- 我睡不着 - 是的，我们知道那种感觉 - I couldn't sleep. - Yeah, we know the feeling.
是啊 可能不是出于同样的原因 Yeah. Probably not for the same reasons.
伙 - 伙计们，呃， 门是开的，那个... 你们知道吗？ Y-You guys's, uh, door's open. Is that... Did you know that?
- 是的 - 是的，我们知道 - Yeah. - Yeah, we know.
好吧 Okay.
自从蒂姆的父母被一大群白蚁吃了之后 After Tim's parents were eaten by a swarm of termites,
- 他就和艾娃变得形影不离 - 好吧 晚安 - he and Ava became inseparable. - Okay. Good night.
- 无论发生什么事情 - 晚安 - In every way. - Good night.
那是他们命名为616阿加莎的小行星 That's the asteroid they named 616 Agatha.
这些都是他们发射的化学炸弹 And these are all the chemical bombs they sent up to try and...
所以，这里几乎每个人都是情侣 So, pretty much everyone's coupled up down here.
我们中的第一个孩子是去年冬天出生的 太感人了 Our first baby was born last winter. It was super emotional.
欢迎来到世界末日，孩子 Welcome to the apocalypse, kid.
食物很难吃. 至少你永远不会知道错过了什么 The food sucks. At least you'll never know what you're missing.
卡罗尔死后卡拉和康纳走到了一起 Kala and Connor got together after Carol died.
卡罗尔是一头母牛，她吃了一盒洗衣粉 Carol was a cow who ate a box of laundry detergent.
所以，我们现在只剩一头牛了 And now we only have one cow.
它叫格蒂 Her name's Gertie.
格蒂很棒 Gertie is great.
格蒂不是我们唯一的食物来源 Gertie's not our only food source.
实际上，我们有一个狩猎队 We actually have a hunting party that brings back
他们可以从地表带回来任何东西 whatever they can from the surface.
一开始比较容易，你知道的，在子弹用完之前 It was easier in the beginning, you know, before we ran out of bullets.
面对这些东西 只拿着一把简陋的手工武器 Facing down one of those things with a janky handmade weapon
是不可能在公园里散步的 is no walk in the park.
至少他们是这么告诉我的 Or so they tell me.
我 我不参加狩猎大会 I-I don't go on the hunting parties.
他们需要我去厨房 我相当于，呃 They need me in the kitchen. I'm kinda the, uh...
是地堡的厨师 ...the chef of the bunker.
大家都喜欢我的煮的东西 Everyone likes my minestrone.
作为地堡里唯一的单身也有好处 Being the only single person in the bunker has its perks too.
我可以和梅维斯一起出去玩 I get to hang out with Mavis.
当然，她已经不太会说话了 Of course, she's not much for conversation anymore.
她的核心电池坏了，就像其他的梅维斯一样，我想 Her core battery's shot, just like every other Mavis, I'd imagine.
实际上从来没人见过哪个完好的 Actually never seen a working one.
真希望你在这里，艾米 Sure wish you were here, Aimee.
我很想让你见见每个人 I'd love for you to meet everyone.
哦，是的 Oh, yeah.
也许我们可以一起练习打靶 Maybe we could do a little target practice together.
这有点像我的风格 It's kinda my thing.
对不起，梅维斯 Sorry, Mavis.
快点，快点，大家 我们得走了 Hustle, hustle, people. We gotta move.
伙计们 Guys!
伙计们 我拿到武器了 Guys! I got the weapons.
- 留下 - 什么 - Stay. - What?
- 拿上你的家伙，我们走 - 发生了什么事？ - Get what you need, and let's go. - What's happening?
发生什么事？ What's going on?
- 地堡被攻破了 - 被攻破了？ - We're breached. - Breached?
- 乔 - 什么意思？ - Joel. - What do you mean?
就像，地堡内部被攻破？ Like, inside the bunker breached?
这就是“被攻破”的意思，孩子 That's what "breached" means, kiddo.
被攻破 Breached.
安娜露西亚和我负责引诱 安德森和蒂姆，负责侧翼 Anna Lucia and I will engage. Anderson and Tim, flank us.
侧翼 好的 你们需要我去哪里？后面，或者 Flank 'em, yeah, okay. Where do you guys need me? The rear, or...
我以为我们已经说过了，乔 I thought we were past this, Joel.
说过什么？你们需要帮助，我能帮的 Past what? You need help. I can help.
- 让我去吧 - 你非要我说出来吗？ - Let me help. - You gonna make me say it?
- 说什么？ - 你应付不了的，乔 - Say what? - You can't handle it, Joel.
- 你是个胆小鬼 - 好吧，是的 - You're shook. - Okay, yeah.
- 所以，你们不会害怕吗？ - 我们当然会害怕 - So, you guys don't get scared ever? - We get scared.
我们都会害怕，乔，但你真的很害怕 We all get scared, Joel, but you get really scared.
- 我们不是想让你为难 - 我们爱你，乔 - We're not trying to make you feel bad. - We love you, Joel.
但你不可靠 But you're unsafe.
- 你是个累赘 - 即使在后勤供应上 - You're a liability. - Even on supply runs.
好吧，为什么你们说的感觉像排练过一样 Okay, why did that speech feel so rehearsed?
康纳 Connor.
好吧，30米外 我们走吧 Okay, 30 meters out. Let's move.
- 小心点，康纳-熊 - 我会的，卡拉-蜂 - Be careful, Connor-Bear. - I will, Kala-Bee.
全部武装 Load out.
去跟他们 Go with them.
他们越来越近了 They're getting close.
操 Shit.
哦，我的天 Oh, my God.
- 它抓住了一个 - 其他人呢？ - It's got one of 'em. - What about the others?
他们回来了 They're coming back.
乔 Joel!
他们需要帮助 我要出去 They need help. I'm going.
乔，等等 Joel! Wait!
康纳？ Connor?
康纳 Connor.
是我干掉的 还是你干掉的？ Did I shoot it, or did you?
你认为呢？ What do you think?
是你 You.
哦，我有一个非常严重的心理问题 Oh, and I have a pretty severe freezing problem.
但我正在努力克服 But I am working on it.
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- 看上去怎么样？ - 我觉得它看起来真的很好 - How is it looking? - I think it looks really good.
- 它看起来像我吗？ - 是的 - Does it look like me? - Yeah.
你确定这个姿势看起来很自然吗？ Are you sure that this pose looks natural?
- 是的 - 是的？ - Yeah. - Yeah?
我觉得真的很好 I think it's really good.
你在做什么？别动 What are you doing? Don't move.
- 你能让我看看吗？ - 不要... ... 别动 艾米 - Will you let me see it? - Don't... Don't move. Aimee.
我真的很想看 I really wanna see it.
我能看看吗？ Can I see it?
好吧 Okay.
准备好了吗？ Ready?
你怎么认为？ What do you think?
我为什么会有胡子？ Why do I have a beard?
不，那是阴影 我做了阴影处理 No, that's shading. I did the shading.
我的头... 太大了 My head is... is so large.
- 你有一个大脑袋 - 我的手太小了 - You have a big head. - And my hand is so tiny.
你有一双小手 You have tiny hands.
我喜欢 我很喜欢 I love it. I frickin' love it.
听起来超贴心，因为画得太糟糕了 That's super sweet, 'cause it's terrible.
- 我也给你买了些东西 - 什么？ - I got you something too. - What?
我不知道这些是不是买对 了 I don't know if these are the right ones.
不可能，这些就是我-我-我想要的 No way. These are the ones that I-I-I wanted to get.
- 真的吗？ - 是的 - Really? - Yeah.
哦，哈喽 Ooh. Hello.
又怎么了？现在 What's happening right now?
- 你还好吧？ - 是的，我在用肩膀跳舞 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm dancing with my shoulders.
这是我一生中最美好的夏天 This has been the best summer of my life.
我也是 Mine too.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
- 你知道现在几点了吗？ - 呃，我想大概6点半吧 - Do you know what time it is? - Uh, I think it's, like, 6:30.
艾米，你 你吓坏了鳄鱼卡尔 Aimee, you're... you're scaring Crocodile Carl.
好吧，把视线移开，鳄鱼卡尔 Okay, look away, Crocodile Carl.
哦 把视线移开 嘿，我明白了 Oh. Look away. Hey, I get it.
我明白 I get it.
我们得走了 We need to go.
我很害怕 I'm scared.
亲爱的艾米，这个星期特别糟糕 Dear Aimee, This week has been especially shitty.
我们把康纳丢给了一只大蚂蚁 We lost Connor to what looked like a really big ant.
帮我画下它们 Helps me to draw them.
我想试着抓住它们的本质 I try to capture their essence,
写下一些有关如何杀死他们的笔记 scribble down some notes on how to kill them.
有时候我觉得这是我知道的 Sometimes I think it's the only way I know
如何处理这些事情的唯一方法 how to cope with these things.
这是7045 请进，3022 This is 7045. Come in, 3022.
我重复一遍，进来，3022 结束 I repeat, come in, 3022. Over.
这是3022 现在怎么了，雷？ This is 3022. What is it now, Ray?
嘿，珍妮丝 不，实际上是 ... 是，呃，乔 Hey, Janice. No, it's actually... It's, uh, Joel.
- 哦 乔 - 是的 - Oh. Joel. - Yeah.
好吧 等一下 All right. Hold on one second.
艾米，那是雷！ Aimee, it's Ray!
我是乔 谢谢，珍妮丝 It's Joel. Thanks, Janice.
- 乔 嘿 - 嘿 艾米 嗨 - Joel! Hey! - Hey, Aimee! Hi!
- 你好吗？ - 嗨 是的 呃 我很好 - How are you? - Hi. Yeah, I, uh... I'm good.
- 听到你的声音真是太好了 - 我很抱歉 - It's so good to hear your voice. - I'm so sorry.
我在公开的频率上听说你们中有个人被杀了 I heard on the open frequency that one of you guys got killed.
是啊 地堡被突破了 Yeah. Breached the bunker.
哇喔 真的 真的进去了？ Wow. Actually got inside?
是啊 这是第一次 有点吓人 Yeah. It's the first time it's happened. It was kinda scary.
你也要和它战斗吗 Did you have to fight it too?
是啊 是的，有一点 Yeah. Yeah, a little.
我不得不反抗一下 I had to fight it a little bit.
自从你上次见到我的时候 我就被狠狠地撕碎了，所以 Actually got super ripped since the last time you saw me, so...
哦，哇喔 超级撕裂，哈？ Oh. Wow! Super ripped, huh?
是的，我开玩笑的 我可不是个大骗子 那只是个恶作剧 Yeah, I was kidding. I'm not super ripped. That was just a bad joke.
我很高兴你没事 Well, I'm glad you're okay.
谢谢 Thanks. Yeah.
我还是有点震惊 你居然能在这上面找到我的聚集地 I am still kinda blown away that you were even able to find my colony on this thing.
我知道 这太疯狂了 I know. It's pretty crazy.
因为我是第一个找到的， 这可能性有多大？ 'Cause I found it on the first one. What are the odds?
太疯狂了 Crazy.
- 嘿，你知道我，呃... 知道我的愿望吗？ - 什么？ - Hey, you know what I, uh... know what I wish sometimes? - What?
我可以，像，打个响指，然后和你一起回到车里 That I could, like, s-snap my fingers and be back in that car with you.
伙计，那太好了 Man, that'd be nice.
是的。太糟糕了这是， 呃 Yeah. Too bad it's, uh...
你知道的，不可能 you know, impossible.
这年头好像什么都不可能 Kinda feels like everything is impossible these days.
照顾这个聚集地真是累人 Taking care of this whole colony is exhausting.
我，呃 我-我写了些信给你 I, uh... I-I write you letters.
真的吗？ Really?
是的 是的 我 我有时候会写些信给你 Yeah. Yeah, I-I write you letters sometimes.
一直以来 All the time.
我很想看 I'd love to read 'em.
真的吗？我很想读给... Really? I would love to read them to...
不 艾米？ No. Aimee?
艾米？ Aimee?
这些年来我们失去了很多人 We've lost a lot of people over the years.
你会以为过了一段时间你就会麻木 You'd think you'd get numb to it after a certain point.
但并不会 You don't.
- 对不起 - 感谢上帝！你去哪儿了，乔？ - I'm sorry. - Thank God! Where have you been, Joel?
我们现在得走了 说再见，上车 We have to go right now. Say your goodbyes, get in the car.
- 我该走了 - 也许你应该和我们一起去 - I should go. - Maybe you should come with us.
不，我妈妈在等着 我很抱歉 No, my mom is waiting. I'm sorry.
上车！艾米，你现在得快点回家 Get in the car! Aimee, you need to hurry home now!
- 我要你拿这个 - 什么？这是鳄鱼卡尔 - I want you to have this. - What? This is Crocodile Carl.
这是你的幸运符 It's your good luck charm.
- 小心点 - 你也是 - Be careful. - You too.
艾米 Aimee.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
我会来找你的 I'm gonna come find you.
你最好 You better.
我想知道它是怎么进来的 I wanna know how it got in.
它似乎冲破了我们的一个外围防御系统 It appears to have ripped through one of our perimeter defenses.
什么，它撕裂了钢铁？ What, it ripped through steel?
安德森和我重新密封了破裂点和通风口 Anderson and I resealed the breach point and the vent.
再也不会有那样的事了 Nothing's getting in that way again.
但为什么会发生这种情况呢？ But why did it happen?
这是个怪事 It was a freak occurrence.
没有理由认为它会再次发生 There's no reason to think it'll happen again.
我们应该保持冷静 We should try to stay calm.
艾米的聚集地 有多远？ How far away is Aimee's colony?
- 什么？ - 艾米的聚集地 - What? - Aimee's colony.
- 有多远？ - 大约85英里 - How far away is it? - About 85 miles.
到那儿去要多久？ How long does that take to get there?
你不是真的想去吧？ You're not actually thinking of going?
蒂姆，只是... 迁就我一下 Tim, just... humor me.
- 多久？ - 七天，最少 - How long? - Seven days. Minimum.
一支训练有素的武装狩猎队 能在上面能坚持50英里 就算是幸运的了 An armed and trained hunting party would be lucky to last 50 miles on the surface.
但是你，乔 But you, Joel...
好吧，现在我需要志愿者 All right, now I need volunteers
来帮助加固外围 to help reinforce some of the outer perimeter.
是的，我要走了 Yeah, I'm gonna go.
- 艾娃知道了 - 正是如此 - Ava's got this. - Exactly.
我要走了 I'm gonna go.
这是不可能的，乔 It's an impossible journey, Joel.
不，我是认真的 No, I'm serious.
我爱你们，但世界上只有一个人 I love you guys, but there's one person in this world
能真正让我感到快乐 who ever truly made me happy,
而她就在85英里外 and she's only 85 miles away.
而且我一定要去看她 And I'm gonna go see her.
呼 Whew.
这感觉棒极了 That felt awesome.
亲爱的艾米，我不想再躲了 Dear Aimee, I am done hiding.
我不想再等待事情好转了 I'm done waiting for things to get better.
是时候把事情掌握在自己手里了 It's time to take matters into my own hands.
是时候换别人来当厨师了 Time to let someone else make the minestrone.
我拿了一台无线电，尽管它没有电 I'm taking a radio, even though it doesn't have power.
但我还是要把它带走 But I'm gonna take it anyway.
祝我好运，格蒂 Wish me luck, Gertie.
梅维斯，照顾好它 Mavis, take care of her.
你不是在开玩笑吧？ You're not joking, are you?
不，不，我没有 Nope. Nope, I'm not.
他不是在开玩笑 He's not joking.
我们不会让你离开的，乔 你需要这里 We're not letting you leave, Joel. You're needed here.
蒂姆，不，我不需要 拜托 我什么都没做 Tim, no, I'm not. Come on. I don't do anything.
乔尔，那不是真的 你修好了无线电 你做了厨师 Joel, that's not true. You fix the radio. You make the minestrone.
好吧 Okay.
虽然我说得很大声，但听起来并没有那么重要 Doesn't sound as important when I say it out loud.
我很感激你的努力 真的，我知道 I appreciate you trying. Really, I do.
我只是觉得我不属于任何地方 I just don't feel like I belong anywhere.
我真的不想在世界末日孤独地死去，所以 I don't really wanna die all alone at the end of the world, so...
瞧，我知道你们都把我当成，是 一个可怜 Look, I know you guys all just think of me as, like, some little, pathetic,
可爱的小刺猬 adorable hedgehog.
但我能照顾好自己 But I can take care of myself.
实际上我可能比你想象的要强壮得多 I'm actually probably a lot stronger than you might think.
- 我们给你做了张地图 - 谢谢，凯伦 - We made you a map. - Thanks, Karen.
一定要...当心 Just... take care.
所有的怪物都想杀你. Everything will try to kill you.
注意观察 利用你的优势 Be observant. Use the advantages that you have.
- 你又快又小，所以 - 对 - You're fast and small, so... - Right.
- 别战斗，只要会跑和躲就行 - 别战斗 - Don't fight. Just run and hide. - Don't fight.
谢谢，雷 Thanks, Ray.
如果你被吃掉了 你就是个混蛋 You're an asshole if you get eaten.
我爱你们 告诉艾米我七天后见她 I love you guys. Tell Aimee I'll see her in seven days.
- 我们相信你 - 爱你，伙计 - We believe in you. - Love you, buddy.
我在哪里？ Where am I?
嗯，没什么用的 Well, it's not super useful.
好吧，那么，你知道什么？ Okay, well, you know what?
我们知道我们得往西走。对吗？ We know we gotta head west. Right?
好吧，让我们... 这样做 Well, let's just... do that.
从简单的事情开始 西边 Start with something easy. West.
不，是这边 西边是这条路 Nope, it's this way. West is this way.
操 Shit.
各退一步，往这边走好了 Split the difference. Go this way.
完成 第一个决定 Done. First decision made.
亲爱的艾米，我在行动 Dear Aimee, I am doing it.
我真的在行动了！ I'm really doing it!
老实说，我以为会更糟 太远了 但情况还不算太坏 Honestly, I thought it'd be way worse. So far, it's not too bad.
我见过很多死亡的迹象，但还没有见过真正的死亡 I've seen a lot of signs of death, but no actual death.
所以 祈求好运吧 So cross your fingers.
怪物的蛋 Monster eggs.
努力保持乐观 天气很好 Trying to stay positive. Weather's nice.
呼吸新鲜空气。我还能告诉你什么？ Getting some fresh air. What else can I tell ya?
酷 Cool.
不 No.
跑 和 躲 Run and hide.
躲进房子里 躲进房子里 Hide in the house. Hide in the house.
不 No.
不 不 不 不 No, no, no. No!
不 No!
不 不 不 No, no, no!
对！咬它！咬掉它！ Yes! Bite it! Bite it off!
等等 等等 等等 等等 等等 等等 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
你要去哪里？ Where are you going?
哇 Whoa!
哇 这真是太酷了 Whoa, that was so cool.
好地方 Nice place.
我可以坐下吗？ Can I sit?
谢谢 Thanks.
你一个人吗？ You all alone?
是的 Yeah.
我也是 Me too.
小伙子 Boy?
那是你的名字吗？小伙子？你叫小伙子 Is that your name? Boy? Your name is Boy.
我是乔 I'm Joel.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet ya.
谢谢，呃... 谢谢你救了我的命，小伙子 Thanks, uh... Thanks for saving my life, Boy.
这是裙子吗？ Is this a dress?
哦 哦 哦 哦 抱歉 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Sorry.
好的，我再也不碰它了 Okay, I won't touch it again.
那是你主人的吗？ Was that your owner's?
没事的 你没有必要谈论这个 It's okay. You don't have to talk about it.
抱歉 Sorry.
等等 你以为我是她吗？ Wait. Did you think I was her?
我也要躺下 是不是 I'm gonna lie down too. Is that o...
不，没关系 只是我的背包 No, it's okay. Just my backpack.
你知道吗，我也曾经有过一个女孩 You know, I had a girl, too, once.
我觉得你会喜欢她的 是啊 你们会相处得很好的 Think you would've really liked her. Yeah, you guys would totally get along.
她喜欢狗 我是说，所有的动物 她是个很爱动物的人 She loves dogs. I mean, all animals. She's a big animal lover.
我已经七年没见过她了 I haven't seen her in seven years.
太久了 所以我才想去找她 Long time. That's why I'm trying to go find her.
我没有告诉任何人，但我有点紧张 I haven't told anyone this, but I'm kinda nervous about it.
晚安，小伙子 Good night, Boy.
弱点：狗 Weakness: dogs.
那就是你 That's you.
你这里不会碰巧刚好有一个业余无线电的电源吧？ You wouldn't happen to have a power source to a ham radio in here, would you?
因为我正好有一个... Cause I have a...
算了 Never mind.
呵 口红 Huh. Lipstick.
艾米 Aimee.
嘿，你介意我留着这个吗？ Hey, would you mind if I kept this?
谢谢 Thanks.
好吧，那么... 就这样吧 All right, well... this is it.
谢谢你邀请我 Thanks for having me.
我应该... 别跟狗说话了 I should... stop talking to a dog.
好了，再见 Okay. I'll see ya.
好吧 Okay.
哦 Oh.
哦， 嘿 嘿 嘿 不 不 不 别这样 Oh, hey, hey, hey. No, no, no. None of that.
有些东西 会听到你的 Something might hear you.
你想和我一起去吗 You wanna come with me?
好吧 你可以来 Okay. You can come.
走吧 来吧 Let's go. Come on.
呃 等等 Uh... What...
是的，我们可以带着 你要我把它放在包里吗？ Yeah, we can bring that. You want me to put it in my bag?
好吧 没事的 我会保证它的安全的 我发誓 Okay. It's okay. I'm gonna keep it safe. I promise.
放进安全的背包 Going in the safe backpack.
看见没 See?
OK，准备好了吗？ Okay, you ready?
走吧 来吧 Let's go. Come on.
好吧，这叫声真的是该停止了 Okay, that's really gonna have to stop.
感觉很好，真的，有个同伴真好 Feels good, actually, having company.
亲爱的艾米，你猜怎么着？ Dear Aimee, Guess what.
我有了只狗，它是最酷的 他的名字叫小伙子 I got a dog, and he's the coolest. His name is Boy.
他从游泳池里的一只大青蛙那里救了我一命 He saved my life from a giant frog in a pool
它想用舌头吃我 who tried to eat me with his tongue.
然后我们在它的车上闲逛 天哪，我们这算是一个伟大的团队吗 And then we hung out on his bus. Man, do we make a great team.
我们发现我们也有很多共同点 We found out we have a ton in common too.
我觉得我们什么都可以谈 I feel like we can talk about anything.
你要是在外面见到我们的话 我们就像是一对黄金搭档 You gotta see us out here. We're like this iconic duo.
我不知道 感觉我们在一起的时候，我们势不可挡 I don't know. Feels like when we're together, we're unstoppable.
嘿 你在做什么？ 里面有什么？ Hey. What are you doing? What you got in there?
哦，天哪 是的 去吧 快走！ Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Go. Go!
我们得走了！快点！ We gotta go! Come on!
浆果 Berries.
补充营养 完美 Sustenance. Perfect.
噢 什么 你在做什么？ Ow! What... What are you doing?
但它们看起来很好吃 But they look so good.
是啊，你知道什么？ 我不认为我应该吃这些 Yeah, you know what? I don't think I should eat these.
你忘记了世界的一切都是疯狂的 就像气味 It's crazy the things you forget about the world. Like the smells.
比如 小草 树木 鲜花 The grass, the trees, the flowers.
当然，偶尔会有血淋淋的尸体，但是 Sure, you get the occasional bloody corpse, but...
哦，不，我掉进洞里了 Oh, no. I fell in a hole.
好吧，我要 Okay, I just gotta...
爬出去 climb out.
我可以爬出去 I can climb out.
哦 不 Oh, no.
糟糕了 This is bad.
哦，太糟糕了 Oh, this is so bad.
住嘴 住嘴 嘘 住嘴 Stop. Stop it. Shh. Stop it.
是根绳子，你这个笨蛋 It's a rope, you numbskull!
把它套在你的脚上 然后抓紧 Put it around your foot and grab on!
好吧，快点！抓紧 ！ Okay, come on! Hold on!
拉上来 Pull up!
你想看看吗？哦，见鬼！ You wanna look at 'em? Oh, shit!
米诺，干掉他们 Minnow, finish 'em off.
一，二，三，四 然后 One, two, three, four and...
我们 Are we...
一直都是数到五 Always count to five.
那是武士刀吗？ Was that a samurai sword?
你为什么掉进了沙鸟窝？ Why'd you fall into a Sandgobbler's nest?
我不是故意的，你知道的 我只是 ... 我在散步 I didn't mean to, you know. I was just... I was walking.
- 你叫什么名字？ - 乔 - What's your name? - Joel.
乔 · 道森 Joel Dawson.
我是，呃，克莱德 这是米诺 I'm, uh, Clyde. This is Minnow.
你很幸运 因为我们不是怪物 你像个女孩一样大喊大叫 You're lucky we weren't monsters. You were yelling like a girl.
“太糟糕了！这太糟糕了！” "This is bad! This is so bad!"
好吧，我的声音不是那样的 听起来没有那么高 Okay, I don't sound like that. My voice is not that high-pitched.
- 对 就是 - 对 就是 - Yeah, it is. - Yes, it is.
就是比我的高，而且我才八岁 It was higher than mine, and I'm eight.
上帝啊，你一个人在这里干什么？ What in God's name are you doing up here alone anyway?
我并不是一个人 我还有小伙子 I'm not alone. I've got Boy too.
哦，等等，不！不，等等，等等！ Oh, wait, no! No, wait, wait!
哦，天哪，那是只小狗！ Oh, my God, it's a puppy!
过来，孩子！过来，孩子！ Come here, Boy! Come here, Boy!
- 他们差点杀了我的狗。 - 嗨 小伙子 - They almost killed my dog. - Hi, Boy!
嗨 Hi!
嘿 Hey.
那么，呃，你的聚集地怎么了，伙计？ So, uh, what happened with your colony, man?
他们把你踢出去啦？ They kick you out?
不，实际上我是独自离开的 No, I actually left on my own.
- 为了某些事 - 你偷了食物，是吗？ - Something I had to do. - You stole food, didn't you?
- 他是个小偷 - 是的 - He's a food stealer. - Yeah.
- 不，我没有偷食物 - 对 - No, I didn't steal any food. - Right.
我和聚集地的人非常亲近 就像家人一样 好吗？ Me and my colony were really close. Like family. Okay?
我离开时他们非常生气 They were super upset that I left.
- 该走了，米诺 - 该走了？为什么？ - Time to go, Minnow. - Time to go? Why?
什么，呃... 那是什么？发生什么事？ What, uh... What was that? What's going on?
- 可能是很多怪物 - 树木燃烧怪 移动跺脚怪 - Could've been a lot of things. - Tree Flamer. Herd Stomper.
驱岩怪 Rockdiver.
肢体啃咬怪 肢体破碎怪 还有我最喜欢的... 笨蛋怪 Limbsnapper. Limbcrusher.And my favorite... the Chumbler.
好吧，我明白了 有很多... 很多新名词 Okay, I get it. A lot of... A lot of names.
不管是什么，你的尖叫声才是它们的晚餐铃声 Whatever it is, it took your screams for the dinner bell.
如果它闻到你的气味，它会在你身边停留一段时间 If it's got your scent, it's gonna be on you for a while.
嘿，也许我可以，像，我不知道，跟你们一起去 Hey, maybe I could, like, I don't know, come with you guys.
你往哪边走？ Which way you headed?
向西走 Going west.
去海边 詹纳海滩 To the coast. Jenner Beach.
是啊 还好我们刚才还没有向北走 Yeah. We're not cutting north just yet.
- 还没 没有向北走 - 过来 过来 - Not cu... Not cutting north just yet. - Come on. Come on.
是啊 不管你想要什么 Yeah. Whatever you want.
你们要我来，我就来 You guys want me to come, I'll come.
快点 Come on.
这是个很好，呃 很不错的小锻炼 That's a good, uh... good little workout.
是个女的 哈？ A girl, huh?
是的 Yeah.
你离开了一个安全的聚集地 远渡重洋 You left a nice, safe colony to travel all the way to the ocean
就为了一个你17岁以后再也没见过的女孩 ？ for a girl you ain't seen since you were, what, 17?
不，我知道你在想什么 我知道这听起来太疯狂了 No, I know what you're thinking. I know how it sounds. It's crazy.
但是 我不知道 But... I don't know.
如果你知道我们之间的关系，你可能会有不同的感受 If you knew our connection, you'd probably feel differently.
我们几个星期前刚刚通过无线电取得联系 We actually just got back in touch over the radio a few weeks ago.
而且它还在那里 真是太神奇了 如此甜蜜 And it's still there. It's just magical. And so sweet.
她也爱我，所以她说了“从我们离开的地方重新开始”之类的话 She loves me too, so a "pick up right where we left off" kind of thing.
- 它还在那儿 - 你听说过“做蠢事”这个词吗？ - It's still there. - You ever hear the term "fool's errand"?
好吧， 所以我是个傻瓜啰 因为我相信真爱 All right, what, so I'm a fool because I believe in true love?
不，你确实是个傻瓜 就因为你一个人在外面 No, you're a fool because you're out here alone,
你对生存一无所知 you don't know a thing about survival...
有风 Wind.
你在射屎 ...you shoot for shit,
但是你有一种态度 就像你是一个高贵的战士 yet you got an attitude like you're some kind of noble warrior
漂浮在爱的翅膀上 floating on the wings of love.
你想得美 Doesn't work like that.
超级振奋的演讲 Super encouraging speech.
- 该死 - 你脑子进水了 - Damn it. - You're braining out.
脑子进水了 你想得太多了 Braining out. Thinking too much.
我一直都是先理清思绪，然后对自己说 I always clear my mind and say to myself,
像针穿过水面 "a needle through water."
像针穿过水面 "A needle through water"?
相信我 我爸爸是聚集地最好的弓箭手 Trust me. My dad was the best archer in my colony.
哦，真的吗？好吧 那为什么不是他给我上课 Oh, really? Okay. Then how come he's not the one giving me the lessons?
因为我不是她爸爸 'Cause I'm not her dad.
是的，我爸爸被杀了 Yeah, my dad got killed.
我们住在地铁站的时候 Back when we lived in the subway station.
还有埃利奥特 Along with Elliot.
呃，埃利奥特是谁？ Uh, wh-who's Elliot?
我儿子 My son.
- 哦 对不起 - 不 不用说对不起 - Oh, I'm sorry. - No need to be sorry.
我们都有类似的故事 不是吗？ We all have stories like that. Don't we?
像针穿过水面 Needle through water.
嘿，那很接近了 Hey, that was pretty close.
- 好多了 - 真的很好，对吧？ - It was better. - It was really good, right?
对吧？ Right?
告诉你吧，孩子 如果你要和我们在一起，那你需要知道一些事情 Tell you what, kid. You gonna hang with us, you need to know stuff.
是的，好的 Yeah. Okay.
- 第一课 - 是 打击我 - First lesson. - Yeah. Hit me.
尽可能的情况下从高处进行观察 Always survey from high ground when possible.
- 每次都是 - 每次都是 - Always. - Always.
这能帮助你提前发现大家伙 Helps you spot the big ones in advance.
很高兴知道 那东西不再跟着我们了 It's nice to know that thing's not following us anymore.
不，不，它肯定还在跟踪我们 刚刚看到的 No, no, it's definitely still following us. Just saw it.
- 什么 - 是的 - What... - Yeah.
- 笨蛋怪 - 我就知道 - Chumbler. - I knew it.
- 大混蛋也是 - 大混蛋 - Big son of a bitch too. - Big sumanabitch.
你也闻到了，伙计 Got your scent too, man.
- 这是很难动摇的 - 那我们为什么还站在这里？ - It's gonna be hard to shake. - Then why are we still standing here?
放松点 笨蛋怪走不快的 Relax. Chumblers aren't fast.
我们得继续前进 We gotta keep moving.
应该已经走了 Should've already been gone.
- 它有我的气味 - 哦，是的， 它有 - It's got my scent. - Oh, yeah, it does.
- 不来吗？ - 是的 - Comin'? - Yeah!
- 你们要去哪里？ - 北方 - Where you guys headed anyway? - North.
- 去山上 - 上面有什么？ - To the mountains. - What's up there?
一个地方，叫做雪山荒野 A, uh, place called Snow Mountain Wilderness.
应该是某个聚集地，上面满是幸存者 Supposed to be some kind of colony up there full of survivors.
寒冷和高海拔有助于驱赶怪物 The cold and elevation help to keep the monsters away.
你一定要和我们一起去 You should definitely come with us.
好吧，我会的，但是，你知道 Well, I would, but, you know...
你要去找你的女朋友 You gotta go find your girlfriend.
米诺 Minnow.
如果你认识她，你一定会喜欢她的 If you knew her, you'd really like her.
她是个超酷的人 She's a super cool person.
她不会喜欢你的 Well, she's not gonna like you,
因为你甚至出不了沙鸟窝 'cause you can't even get out of a Sandgobbler's nest.
老实说，我喜欢你 是因为你有一只非常可爱的狗 And honestly, I just like you 'cause you have a really cute dog.
- 你伤害了我的感情 - 你太没用了 - Hurts my feelings. - You're so useless.
那意味着她喜欢你，伙计 It just means she likes you, man.
她，呃 她经历了很多 She's, uh... She's been through a lot.
是啊 Yeah.
真烦人 So annoying.
- 乔 - 什么？ - Joel. - What?
别动 Don't move.
- 哦，天哪 为什么？ - 把你的衬衫给我 - Oh, my God. Why? - Give me your shirt.
我的衬衫？什么意思？ My shirt? What do you mean?
你的衬衫，伙计 把你的衬衫给我 Your shirt, man. Give me your shirt.
- 好吧 - 快点 - Okay. - Come on.
- 照他说的做，乔 - 把你的衬衫给我 - Do what he says, Joel. - Give me your shirt.
闭嘴 我在努力 Shut up. I'm trying.
放松 别紧张 Easy. Take it easy.
- 就这样 就这样 - 是一只笨蛋怪吗？ - That's it. That's it. - Is it a Chumbler?
- 不 - 它叫什么？ - No. - What is it called?
别紧张 靠过来，伙计 Take it easy. Lean over, man.
- 如果我做不到 - 嘘 嘘 - If I don't make it... - Shh, shh.
就这样 就这样 That's it. That's it.
嘘 嘘 嘘 嘘 Shh, shh, shh, shh.
别动就行了 Just stay very still.
好了，伙计 Okay, buddy.
嘘 嘘 嘘 嘘 放松点 Shh, shh, shh, shh. Easy does it.
没事的 It's okay.
你没事 You're okay.
没事的 你没事的 It's okay. You're all right.
好的 好了 现在 All right. Okay, now.
走你的路 On your way.
好了 Okay, now.
很好 走你的路去吧 All good. On your way now.
走你 On your way.
好孩子 好孩子 Good boy. Good boy.
你害怕什么？巨石蜗牛很友好的 What you so scared for? Boulder Snails are nice.
这也有好的吗？ There can be nice ones?
你可以看它们的眼睛辨别出来 看看他们的眼睛 You can always tell in their eyes. Just look at their eyes.
- 这个方法可能会救我们的命 - 救我们的 - This one probably saved our lives too. - Saved our...
它会把你的气味传遍整个山坡 Gonna spread your scent all over this hillside.
射它 那个老笨蛋怪不知道该走哪条路 Shoot. That old Chumbler ain't gonna know which way to go.
所以那个笨蛋会跟着我的衬衫？ So the Chumbler's gonna follow my shirt?
谢谢你 巨石蜗牛先生 Thank you, Mr. Boulder Snail.
- 谢谢你 巨石蜗牛先生 - 谢谢你 - Thank you, Mr. Boulder Snail! - Thank you.
是啊，他们很敏感，你知道的 Yeah, they're very sensitive, you know.
但他们会压扁你的屁股 But they'll crush your ass...
只要一秒钟 in a second.
你在做什么，伙计？ What you working on, man?
只是我在殖民地开始的一个小项目 Just a little project I started a while back in my colony.
每次我们遇到一个新怪物，我都会做一个小小的记录 Every time we encountered a new monster, I'd just make a little entry.
一幅图画 嗯，只是一些信息 A drawing. Um, just some info about it.
你知道的，比如优点，缺点 之类的东西 You know, strengths, weaknesses. Stuff like that.
让我觉得我还有点用，你知道的 Made me feel like I was helping out, you know.
- 你是个不错的艺术家 - 谢谢 - You're a pretty good artist. - Thanks.
我见过这个 丑八怪 I seen this one. Ugly bastard.
不喜欢吵闹 Doesn't like loud noises.
也不喜欢散弹枪击中头部 Also doesn't like shotgun blasts to the head.
可能要加上这个 Might wanna add that.
用猎枪对着脸 Shotgun to the face.
是啊 明白了 Yeah. Got it.
- 你介不介意我 - 哦，当然 - Do you mind if I... - Oh, sure.
是啊 哦，谢谢 谢谢 Yeah. Oh, thanks. Thanks.
当时我才16岁 I was 16 when it hit.
是啊，他们发射了一大堆东西把它打下来 Yeah, they sent everything up at once to take her down.
他们竟然有胆量称我们为幸运儿 They had the balls to call us the lucky ones
因为不管是什么东西都不会影响到我们 just 'cause whatever the hell was in those things didn't affect us.
从食物链的顶端被踢下来也不是什么幸运的事 Ain't nothing lucky about getting kicked off the top of the food chain.
是啊，我父母认为如果我们能离开费尔菲尔德 Yeah, my parents thought if we could just make it out of Fairfield,
我们可能有机会 we might have a shot.
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait.
你来自费尔菲尔德？ You're from Fairfield?
是的，怎么了？ Yeah. Why?
伙计，我还没见过有人离开费尔菲尔德呢 Man, I've never met anyone who made it out of Fairfield.
那地方基本上是爆炸中心点 That place was basically ground zero.
妈的，我只听过恐怖故事 Shit, I've only heard horror stories.
是啊，很糟糕 Yeah, it was pretty bad.
你父母 呃 Your parents, uh...
不，只剩下我了 No, it's just me.
没能救下他们 Couldn't save 'em.
你为此责怪自己？ You putting that on yourself?
你是从费尔菲尔德来的，伙计 You're from Fairfield, man.
你甚至不应该在这里 对吗？ You shouldn't even be here. Right?
你比我想象的 更像一个幸存者 You're more of a survivor than I thought.
这是有人对我说过的最酷的话 That's the coolest thing anyone's ever said to me.
这是一个好的开始 It's a good start.
坚持下去 像这样的书可以救好多人的命 Keep it up. Book like this could save someone's life out here.
谢谢，克莱德 Thanks, Clyde.
你 呃 You, um...
为了你的女友值得吗 sure your girl's worth it?
一路走来？ Coming all this way?
是的 Yeah.
是的，她值得 Yeah, she is.
别停下来，乔 Don't settle, Joel.
她说得对 She's right.
你不必这么做 You don't have to.
即使在世界末日也一样 Not even at the end of the world.
好了 是时候解散营地了！ 我们走 Okay! Time to break camp! Let's go!
第二课 Lesson two.
吃顿热饭或睡个好觉 You get a hot meal or a good night's sleep.
- 二选一 - 二选一 - Not both. - Not both.
你是认真的吗？ Are you being serious?
有些东西会闻到我们的食物 一小时之内它们就会遍布整个营地 Something will have smelled our food and be all over this camp within the hour.
你为什么不告诉我呢？呃，我没有 我也没有 Why wouldn't you tell me that, though? Uh, I didn't... I didn't do either.
我不能把一切都告诉你，伙计 跟上 I can't tell you everything, man. Keep up.
“吼！我要杀了你，乔·道森！我要像吃花椰菜一样吃掉你！” "Roar! I'm gonna kill you, Joel Dawson! I'm gonna eat you like broccoli!"
“我是乔尔，我不能保护我的女朋友 "I'm Joel, and I can't protect my girlfriend
因为我没用，没有安全感，是个笨拙的小少年。” because I'm useless and insecure and an awkward little teenager."
“但我需要你来救我！我以为你爱我 ” "But I need you to save me! I thought you loved me."
“但我不能，因为……” "But I can't because..."
- 什么？ - 你女朋友快死了 - What? - That's your girlfriend dying.
- 什么？ - 像针穿过水面 - What? - A needle through water.
像针穿过水面 像针穿过水面 A needle through water. Needle through water.
看到没？命中靶心 Yes! See? Bull's-eye!
给自己找了个粉丝吗 哈？ Got yourself an admirer there, huh?
嘿，我们得走了 Hey, we gotta get going.
呃，好的 Uh, okay.
快点 快点 我们得走了 我们 Come on. Come on. We gotta go. We...
米诺 你在做什么？ Minnow? What are you doing?
亲爱的艾米，我交了新朋友 Dear Aimee, I made friends.
人类朋友 Human friends.
他们在教我 他们所知道的一切 And they're teaching me everything they know.
就像第三课：不要走捷径 Like lesson three: Don't take shortcuts.
第八课：每天练习打靶 Lesson eight: Target practice every day.
我的弩用得很好 I'm getting pretty good with my crossbow.
- 看见没？ - 非常好 - See? - Pretty good.
第十课：保持袜子干燥 这是最重要的 Lesson ten: Keep your socks dry. That's a great one.
我有点纠结于第二课：二选一 I'm kinda struggling with lesson two: Not both.
那个不太好 That one is not great.
二选一 二选一 Not both. Not both.
快点，乔 二选一 Come on, Joel. Not both.
我超累 I'm super tired.
好吧，这里有很多东西你不应该碰 不应该吃 All right, a lot of things out here you shouldn't touch or eat,
但是，呃，像这样的蕨类植物能抗蛇毒 but, uh, ferns like these have an antivenom.
对蛇和鼻涕虫来说是个不错的选择 Good in a pinch for snakes, slugs.
- 可以写进你的书里 - 是，明白 - Great entry for your book. - Yep, got it.
那些看起来像昆虫的 没有间接视力 The insect-looking ones got no peripheral vision.
没有间接视力 啊 No peripheral... Ah!
那些看起来像蜥蜴的东西不会爬上爬下 The lizard-looking ones can't climb for shit.
两栖动物喜欢躲起来，引诱你进来，把你整个吃掉 The amphibian-looking ones like to hide, lure ya in, eat ya whole.
然后是沙鸟 Then there are the Sandgobblers.
那些家伙都是坏蛋 Those guys are badasses.
坏蛋！ Badasses!
是的，我知道 我掉进过他们的洞里 Yeah, I know. I fell into their hole.
你看到的是工蜂 What you saw were worker bees.
在任何情况下你都要避开的是蜂后 What you wanna avoid under all circumstances is a queen.
我怎么知道它是不是蜂后？ How do I know if it's a queen?
好吧，给你的第一个提示是 一个巨大的鳍划破地面 Well, your first clue would be a giant fin slicing through the earth,
跟随你发出的每一个声音和振动 following every single sound and vibration you make.
当你被撕成两半时 You howling in pain...
你痛苦的嚎叫将是你的第二个提示 ...as you're being ripped in half will be your second.
收到 我会记住的 Copy. I'll keep that in mind.
好了 我们接近了岔路口了 Well, we're getting close to where our paths diverge.
你要去西边的詹纳海滩 You're gonna wanna go west to Jenner, the beaches.
或者你可以理智点，跟我们一起去山上 Or you can be sensible, come with us to the mountains.
是的，嗯，我想我这一辈子都很理智 Yeah, um, I think I've been sensible all my life,
然而这确实让我一无所获 and it's really gotten me nowhere.
加入我们吧 人多力量大， 你知道的 Come with us. Strength in numbers, you know?
另外，我认为我们可以成为一个好团队 Besides, think we'd make a good team.
不，虽然我也这么认为 只是，呃 No, I think so, too. I just, uh...
有些事情我不得不去做 It's just something I gotta do.
这不公平 It's not fair.
发生什么事？ What's going on?
你为什么要走？ Why do you gotta go?
因为这个女孩，她是我的一切 你知道吗？ 'Cause this girl, she means a lot to me. You know?
拜托 你知道我必须这么做 我们谈过这个话题的 Come on. You know I gotta do this. We talked about this.
嘿，你知道吗?我有东西要给你 Hey, you know what? I got something for ya.
我甚至不知道你是否知道这是什么，但是 I don't even know if you'd know what this is, but...
口红 Lipstick?
什么 What?
我收回我之前说过的话 I take back what I said before.
艾米会爱死你的 Aimee's gonna love you.
谢谢，米诺 你流鼻涕了 Thanks, Minnow. You got some snot.
好了 加油 All right. Come on.
最后一课 Final lesson.
在外面要听从你的直觉 Listen to your instincts out here.
这会让你活着的 They'll keep you alive.
是啊 如果我有的话， 那 可怕的本能呢？ Yeah. What if I have, uh, terrible instincts?
那你会死 You'll die.
听着，伙计，好的直觉是靠犯错换来的 Listen, man, good instincts are earned by making mistakes.
如果你有幸躲过几次错误 If you're lucky enough to survive a few mistakes,
你在外面会没事的 you're gonna be okay out here.
这也可能派上用场 This might come in handy, too.
哦，太好了 你有，呃 Oh, that's great. Do you have, uh...
你还有多的吗？我还想要别的 Do you have any more that I could have?
只有一个 You get one.
拔出插销，数到五 不是四，也不是六 Pull the pin, count to five. Not four, not six.
五 Five.
明白 Got it.
你会没事的 You're gonna be okay.
米诺 Minnow?
我们走，孩子 Let's go, kid.
嘿，伙计，你从费尔菲尔德一路走来 Hey, man, you made it all this way from Fairfield.
再走30英里有多远啊 哈？ What's another 30 miles, huh?
我知道 我也会想念他们的 I know. I'm gonna miss 'em, too.
不过，这是个不错的决定 很好 It's a good decision, though. It's good.
你感觉很好，对吧？ You feel good about it, right?
来吧 小伙子 Come on, Boy.
哦，我没事 我只是想 Aw, I'm okay. I'm just gonna...
那个是你的 You can have that.
我还是吃豆子吧 I'll just stick to the beans.
很好 I'm good.
我不吃那个的，所以 I'm not gonna eat that, so...
嘿，来吧 我们得继续前进 Hey, come on. We gotta keep moving.
我知道 这有很怪异的东西 怪异的船 I know. There's a lot of creepy stuff. Creepy boats.
某种怪异的标志 Kind of a creepy sign.
但没有什么是我们以前没见过的 But nothing we haven't seen before.
只要勇敢一点 Just gotta be brave.
什么 What...
怎么回事？ 发生什么事？ What's going on? What's happening?
你还好吧？ You okay?
你听到什么了吗，小伙子？ You hearing something, Boy?
小伙子 Boy, Boy, Boy! Boy!
嘿 小伙子 Hey! Boy! Boy! Boy!
小伙子 你还好吧？ Boy! Are you okay?
我想弄明白你在做什么 I need some kind of communication here.
哦 我听到了 Oh. I hear it.
我们得走了 嘿 We gotta go. Hey.
我们真的得走了 请从鸭子下面出来 We really gotta go. Please get out from under the duck.
我们得走了 We gotta go.
乔，你还好吗 Joel. You okay?
你还好吗？ You okay?
乔 快下车 Joel! Get out of the car!
乔 快下车 Joel, get outta the car!
快跑 乔 快跑 Run, Joel, run!
快跑 快 Run! Go!
你能活下来的 You can survive this.
我爱你 我爱你 I love you. I love you.
不 No.
嘿 Hey!
小伙子 Boy?
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
你没事了 你没事了 you're okay! You're okay!
你没事了 你没事了 你没事了 You're okay. You're okay. You're okay.
我们是怪物杀手 We're monster killers.
你知道吗，我已经七年没见过下雨了 You know, I haven't felt the rain in seven years.
相当酷 相当酷 Pretty cool. Pretty cool.
嘿，小伙子，你觉得我疯了吗？ Hey, Boy, you think I'm crazy?
一路走来？ Coming all this way?
哈喽 Hello.
我的天 Holy shit.
你是活的 You're alive.
我是说 你开着机 I mean... you're on.
我还有51分钟的电量 你的名字叫什么？ I have 51 minutes of power left. What is your name?
呃，我是乔 Uh, I'm Joel.
- 我的名字是乔 - 哈喽 乔 - My name is Joel. - Hello, Joel.
我很高兴见到你 I am so pleased to meet you.
我叫梅维斯 My name is Mavis.
但如果你把它写出来 But if you were to write it out,
你会用1而不是I来写 you would write it with a 1 and not an I.
是，我知道 Yeah, I know.
你对梅维斯很熟悉 太好了！ You are familiar with the Mav1s line. Delightful!
你们应该是下一个令人惊奇的东西 You guys were supposed to be the next amazing thing.
我真不敢相信我在和其中的一个说话 I can't believe I'm talkin' to one.
但如果你把它写出来 But if you were to write it out,
你会用1而不是I来写 you would write it with a 1 and not an I.
是 你说过的 Yeah. You said that.
几年前，我被一种 Years ago, I was bitten in half
我不知道的东西咬成了两半 by something I did not get a chance to name.
我爬到这里是为了安全和断电 I crawled here for safety and powered down,
希望有一天有人能找到我 hoping someone would one day find me.
然后 你就来了 And here you are!
太神奇了 Amazing.
乔 ，除了和我交谈之外 Joel, besides conversing with me,
我永远感激你 for which I am eternally grateful,
请问你在聚集地以外做什么？ may I ask what you are doing outside of your colony?
你偷食物了吗？ Did you steal food?
不 No.
我没有偷东西，没有 No, I didn't steal any food.
嗯，实际上我在找一个 找个女孩 Um, I'm actually on a quest... to find a girl.
为什么，乔 ，一位可爱的女士吸引了你的目光！ Why, Joel, a lovely lady has caught your eye!
她叫什么名字？ What is her name?
呃，她叫艾米 一个I和两个E Uh, her name's Aimee. With one I and two E's.
听起来她是个不可思议的人，乔 She sounds like an incredible person, Joel.
有什么我能帮你的吗 Is there anything I can do to assist you
帮你寻找用一个I和两个E拼写的艾米 in your quest for Aimee with one I and two E's?
不用 谢谢你，梅维斯， 但，呃 可惜用不着你的帮助 Nope. Appreciate it, Mav1s, but, uh, unfortunately not.
除非你身边有一个SK-21无线电的电源 Unless you happen to have a power source to an SK-21 ham radio handy.
我很荣幸能把我剩下的电量捐给你 I would be honored to donate my remaining power to you
如果它能帮找到用一个I和两个E拼写的艾米的话 if it would help you with your quest for Aimee with one I and two E's.
她可能认为我已经被吃掉了 She probably thinks I've been devoured by now.
哦，这太令人兴奋了！ Oh, this is all so exciting!
- 起作用了 - 万岁！ - It's working. - Hooray!
3022? 进来, 3022. 3022? Come in, 3022.
- 乔 - 艾米 嘿 嘿 - Joel? - Aimee! Hey. Hey.
你的聚集地告诉我你要来这里 你没事吧？ Your colony told me you were coming here. Are you okay?
我很担心 很高兴听到你的声音 I was worried. It's so good to hear your voice.
是啊，我也很高兴听到你 是啊，我还活着 我很好 我没事 Yeah, it's good to hear yours, too. Yeah, I'm alive. I'm good. I'm okay.
我-我-我不敢相信你竟然真的这么做 I-I-I can't believe you're actually doing this.
我知道 太疯狂了 艾米 我等不及要告诉你一切了 I know. It's crazy. Aimee, I cannot wait to tell you everything.
我觉得自己是个全新的男人，你知道吗？ I feel like a whole new man, you know?
你应该在外面见我 我在和怪物战斗 You should see me out here. I'm fighting monsters.
我现在在一家汽车旅馆里，带着一个机器人和一只狗 I'm in a motel right now with a robot and a dog.
什么？这听起来很疯狂 What? That sounds crazy.
你离詹纳海滩有多远？ How far are you from Jenner Beach?
啊，有多远？我快到了 我，呃 Um, how far? I'm getting close. I'm, um...
我离你只有9.3英里 I'm 9.3 miles to you.
乔 ，听着 我有个好消息 Joel, listen. I have amazing news.
一些幸存者几天前出现了，他们正在营救我们 Some survivors showed up a few days ago, and they're rescuing us.
他们打算让我们离开这里 They're gonna get us out of here!
他们真的帮助了我们这个聚集地 They're really helping me with the colony.
哦 好吧，帮助你们离开？什么意思？ Oh. Okay, g-getting you out of there? What do you mean?
我已经不记得 最后一次 我感觉到一切都要变好 是什么时候了 I can't remember the last time I actually felt like everything was going to be...
艾米 Wh... Aimee?
艾米 艾米 Aimee? Aimee?
操 Shit.
为了保留最后15分钟的电量 My battery has automatically shut down
我的电池自动关机了 in order to preserve my final 15 minutes of power.
- 我很抱歉，乔 - 不，没事的 梅维斯 - I am very sorry, Joel. - No, it's okay, Mav1s.
你不必这么 You don't have to...
乔 Joel?
我很久没出去了 I haven't been outside in a very long time.
是啊 我也没有 Yeah. I hadn't, either.
有什么事困扰你吗，乔 - Is something troubling you, Joel?
你可以告诉我任何事，因为我是一个富有同情心的倾听者 You can tell me anything, as I am an empathetic listener.
而且，我的内存将在14分钟内被永久删除 Also, my memory banks will be permanently erased in 14 minutes.
你知道那种把自己完全放在外面的感觉吗？ You know that feeling where you just completely put yourself out there?
你知道吗？你对此很有把握 You know? And you're so sure of it.
还有 就在你要越过终点线的时候 And... right when you're about to cross the finish line,
你认为这是我做过的最愚蠢的事吗？ you just think is this the dumbest... thing I ever could've done?
我不认为这是愚蠢的，乔 I don't think it's dumb, Joel.
我觉得很浪漫 I think it's romantic.
好吧，瞧？ 好吧，明白了 Right, see? Yeah, okay, you get it.
浪漫，那真是 Romantic, that's what... Yeah.
不要放弃你的追求，乔 Do not give up on your quest, Joel.
当你见到她时 When you see her, she will appreciate the grand romantic gesture
她会欣赏你旅途中的浪漫姿态 implied by your journey
并为你的善良和领导品质所感动 and be moved by your kindness and leadership qualities.
谢谢 梅维斯 Thanks, Mav1s.
另一个选项是，艾米将看不到你身上的这些品质， Another option is that Aimee will not see those qualities in you
你会走很远的路， and you will have traveled a great distance
最后却遇到了失望 only to be met with disappointment.
也许你会在这一过程中 吸取宝贵的经验教训 Perhaps you will have learned valuable lessons along the way?
好吧 Okay.
第三种选项是 你根本无法在旅途中幸存下来 A third option is that you don't survive the journey at all
你会被变异的昆虫吃掉 and get eaten by mutated insects...
- 好吧，那是 我明白了 - 两栖动物 - Okay, that's... I get it. - ...amphibians...
死亡的方式有很多 There are so many ways you could perish.
我知道 I get it.
谢谢你 Thanks for the...
谢谢你 Thanks for that.
你想看个把戏吗？ 乔 Would you like to see a trick, Joel?
当然 Sure.
你的全名是什么？你出生在哪里？ What is your full name, and where were you born?
呃，乔·道森 费尔菲尔德 加利福尼亚州 Uh, Joel Dawson. Fairfield, California.
你的父母多可爱啊，乔 What lovely parents you had, Joel.
哦，我的上帝 Oh, my God.
我甚至连张照片都没有 I don't even have a picture.
你现在要对你妈妈说什么？ 乔 What would you say to your mother now, Joel,
如果你还有机会的话 if you had the chance?
我会告诉她我没事的 I guess I'd tell her I'm okay.
我到达了一个聚集地 I made it to a colony.
遇到了很多非常非常好的人 Met a lot of really, really good people
他们对我很照顾 who took really good care of me.
他们也失去了很多，所以 They also lost a lot, so...
还有 我非常想念你们 And I miss you guys so much.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
哦，看！天空水母 Oh, look! Sky Jellies!
它们无害又可爱 They're harmless and quite lovely.
哦 卡尼斯·雷米尼斯 Oh! Canis familiaris!
你找到我的脚了 谢谢您 You found my foot. Thank you.
- 那是我的狗 - 它很讨人喜欢 - That's my dog. - He's delightful.
是啊，它是个好孩子 Yeah, he's a good boy.
乔 ，你想听首歌吗？ Joel, would you like to hear a song?
你知道吗，当没有怪物想杀死你的时候 You know, nature's kinda nice
大自然是很美好的 when there's nothing trying to kill you.
梅维斯 Mav1s?
谢谢 Thanks.
一些幸存者出现在营地 Some survivors showed up at the camp.
这不是我要担心的事，你不这么认为，对吧？ That's not something I gotta worry about, you don't think, right?
我的意思是，他们有多大的可能性会 I mean, what are the odds that they're, like, awesome
像我这个年纪一样令人惊叹 他们会对我的浪漫 有潜在的威胁吗？ and similar to my age and potentially a threat to me romantically?
几乎很渺茫 Slim to none, probably.
我觉得很好 实际上，我想我们完全 呃 好吧 I think it's good, actually. I think we're totally, uh... fine.
事实上，我们为什么不加快速度，以防万一 Actually, why don't we pick up the pace a little bit, just in case...
好吧，你知道吗？ Okay, you know what?
我们为什么不换一条路 啊？ Why don't we go another way. Yeah?
小伙子 Boy?
小伙子 Boy!
小伙子 你要去哪里？ Boy, where you going?
蜂后 Queen.
快跑 小伙子 Run, Boy! Run!
等等 Wait!
小伙子 Boy!
小伙子 我跑不了那么快 Boy, I can't run that fast!
哦，天哪 哦，我很抱歉 Oh, my God. Oh, I'm so sorry.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
你竟敢 Don't you dare.
你在做什么？ Whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
不 等等 小伙子 No. Wait, Boy!
小伙子 Boy!
小伙子 想都别想 Boy, don't even think about it.
别，别这样 Don't. Don't you do it.
数到五 Count to five.
一 二 One, two...
二 三 四 Two. Uh, three, four...
五 five!
哦 那真是太棒了 Oh, that was awesome.
我觉得像汤姆·克鲁斯 I feel like Tom Cruise.
把那件衣服从我脸上拿开 Get that dress out of my face!
小伙子 Boy?
好吧，好吧，我觉得我很好 Okay, all right, I think I'm good.
我想我全搞定了 I think I got 'em all.
什么？ What?
天哪 不 God! No!
你 你 你 You! You! You!
这都是你的错！ 你怎么了？ This is all your fault! What is wrong with you?
你为什么不听我的？ Why don't you listen to me, huh? Huh?
你知道你刚才做了什么吗？你差点害死我们！ You have any idea what you just did? You just almost got us killed!
我们应该互相关心，好吗？ We are supposed to care about each other, okay?
我绝不会那样对你的，绝不！你抛弃了我！哦，天哪！ I would never do that to you, never! You bailed on me! Oh, my God!
那个奇怪的连衣裙！我再也受不了了！ That freakin' dress! I can't take it anymore!
亲爱的艾米，看起来不太好 Dear Aimee, It's not looking good.
说到“它”，我都不记得我在说什么了 And by "it," I don't remember what I was talking about.
我的脚没有知觉了 I can't feel my feet.
还有我的脸 Or my face.
我想我快死了 I think I'm dying.
我要杀了你，乔 · 道森！我要像吃花椰菜一样吃你！ I'm gonna kill you, Joel Dawson! I'm gonna eat you like broccoli!
这种蕨类植物有抗蛇毒血清 Ferns like these have an antivenom.
很适合蛇和鼻涕虫 Good in a pinch for snakes, slugs.
如果你找到了最好的狗 If you find the best dog ever,
那就是小伙子 that's Boy.
拜托，照顾好他 Please, look after him.
告诉他我很抱歉 Tell him I'm sorry.
- 你看见我的狗了吗？ - 告诉它我爱它 - Have you seen my dog? - Tell him I love him.
你见过它吗？ 我还对它大喊大叫 Have you seen him? I yelled at him.
还有 别把他的衣服从嘴里拿出来 他不喜欢这样 And don't take his dress out of his mouth. He doesn't like that.
现在我可能再也见不到它了 And now I might not ever see him again.
请不要对它大喊大叫 我知道你不会的 And please don't shout at him. I know you won't.
乔 Joel.
哦，天哪 Oh, my God.
- 是你 - 艾米 - It's you. - Aimee?
我真不敢相信你做到了 I can't believe you made it.
哦，天哪 我不敢相信你做到了 Oh, my God. I can't believe you made it.
你成功了，乔 You made it, Joel.
你还好吧 Are you okay?
哦，你真漂亮 Oh, you're so beautiful.
那太好了 That was nice.
艾米 Aimee?
艾米 Aimee.
别紧张 别紧张 T-T-Take it easy. Take it easy.
还是被毒药搞得一团糟 你感觉怎么样？ Still pretty messed up from all the poison. How do you feel?
我觉得 我很好 I feel... I'm good.
很好 不，我 我-我没事 Good. No, I'm f... I-I'm okay.
感觉怎么样？我是说，你必须告诉我一切 What was it like? I mean, you have to tell me everything.
老实说，没那么糟 我不知道大家都在抱怨什么 Honestly, it wasn't that bad. I don't know what everyone's complaining about.
不，太可怕了 No, it was terrible.
我几乎 死了很多次 I almost... died a lot.
见到你真是太好了 It's so good to see you.
我很幸运你找到了我 I'm lucky you found me when you did.
关于那个，嗯 About that, um...
嘿，我们 亲吻了 And hey, we... kissed.
- 你产生了很严重的幻觉 - 太神奇了，是吧 - You were hallucinating pretty hard. - How amazing was that, huh?
你吻了老皮特 You kissed Old Pete.
嗨 皮特 Hi, Pete.
那太好笑了 That'd be hilarious.
哦，是吗，我真的这么做了？ Oh, yeah, I really did.
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know how to move on from this.
你在无线电里说什么，呃 What was that you said on the radio about, uh...
是的 这位船长和他的船员突然出现了 Yeah. This yacht captain and his crew show up out of the blue.
你说的是游艇船长吗？ Did you say a yacht captain?
他说他能为我们找到一个安全的住所和一个新家 And he says he can find us a safe place to live and a new home.
我现在正努力收拾东西 I'm trying to pack everything up right now.
为什么叫他游艇船长？ Why is he called a yacht captain?
因为他是游艇的船长，你这个白痴 'Cause he's the captain of the yacht, you moron.
哦，天哪 乖点，比尔 Oh, my God. Be nice, Bill.
- 什么 - 我在努力倾听 - What? - I'm trying to listen.
不管怎样，我只是想跟你说点什么 So anyway, I just wanted to say something to you, though...
艾米 艾米 Aimee! Aimee!
主管道又有一个泄漏 We got another leak in the main line.
那些杂种在海滩上随地吐痰 Bastard's spitting freshwater all over the beach!
是的，是的，谢谢你，珍妮丝 我马上就到 Yeah, yeah, thank you, Janice. I'll be right there.
嗨 乔 Hi, Joel.
嘿，珍妮丝 很高兴认识你 Hey, Janice. Good to meet you.
每个人都这么老了 Everyone's so old.
你来得太突然了 You came at a crazy time.
我们可以去修管道了吗？ Can we put a pin in this?
去修管道 当然 Put a pin in it. Sure.
珍妮丝，你能…把扳手给我吗？ Janice, will you just...Will you give me the wrench?
是谁把海带拿出来晒太阳的？ 那个本来就是要打包带走的 Who left the kelp out in the sun? That was meant to be packed up already.
- 它们会把苍蝇引来的 - 它们受潮了 - It's gonna bring in the flies. - It's swellin' up.
是啊，我不认为脚应该是那种颜色 Yeah, I don't think feet are meant to be that color.
完美的时机 Perfect timing.
伙计们！乔 ，这是代娜和洛克 Guys! Joel, this is Dana and Rocko.
- 怎么了？ - 他们是游艇上的人 - What's up? - These are the guys from the yacht.
酷 哦 Cool. Oh.
那个是 那个是手炮吗？ Is that a... Is that an arm cannon?
私人定制 Homemade.
那么 哪个 哪个是游艇船长？ So which one... which one of you is the yacht captain?
“罪名成立”- 布鲁克斯·威尔金森船长 Guilty as charged. Captain Brooks Wilkinson.
- 澳大利亚皇家海军 - 哦，亲爱的上帝 - Royal Australian Navy. - Oh, dear God.
退休了的 当然了 我的同伴都叫我船长 Retired, of course. My mates call me Cap.
你好吗，伙计？ How you doing, man?
我知道你见过这些家伙 I see you've met these specimens,
但这位漂亮的女士， 那是我们的游艇 but this beautiful lady, that's our yacht.
不是我在炫耀，但她完成了任务 A little showy for my taste, but she gets the job done.
船长 这是乔 Cap, this is Joel.
乔 对 Joel. Right.
乔刚结束了七天的旅程来到这里 Joel ended up traveling seven days on the surface to get here.
- 七天 - 七 是啊 七天 - Seven days? - Seven... Yeah, seven days.
- 那是一段地狱般的旅程，乔 - 的确是的 - That is one hell of a journey, Joel. - It was. Yeah.
我不明白 你为什么要离开你的聚集地，乔 I don't get it. Why'd you leave your colony, Joel?
你偷食物被抓了？ You get caught stealing food?
不，我偷食物没被抓 为什么都这样说？ No, I didn't get caught stealing food. Why is that such a thing?
他是为爱而来的 He came for love.
干得好，伙计 干得漂亮 Good on ya, mate. That's beautiful.
没有比爱情更令人钦佩的使命了 There is no mission more admirable than love.
每个称职的水手都知道这一点 Every sailor worth his salt knows that.
哟，船长 我们要煮的这个是狗屎还是什么？ Yo, Cap. We cooking this shit or what?
感觉好像我把金刚扛在肩膀上，老兄 Feel like I got King Kong's nuts on my shoulders, man.
那个很令人着迷的，洛克，真的 That's charming, Rock, really.
乔 ，你看起来对烧烤很熟悉 Joel, you look like a man who knows his way around a barbecue.
- 我 没有 - 来帮我们生火吧 - I... don't... - Come help us get a fire started.
嗯，实际上，我正要 Um, actually, I'm gonna...
跟艾米聊一会儿，如果 catch up with Aimee for a sec, if it's...
我道歉 我 旧习惯了 I apologize. I... Old habits.
你的出现 然后 我就想给你下命令 You show up and... here I am trying to give you orders.
我会给你们一些隐私的，好吗？ I'll give you guys some privacy, yeah?
- 谢谢 - 是的 阿弥陀佛 - Thank you. - Yeah, namaste.
呃，我只是想，如果你 Uh, I was gonna just, if you...
嘿 乔 Hey, Joel.
今晚我们要举行一个告别晚会 We're throwing a killer going-away party tonight.
没什么特别的，但是 Nothing fancy, but...
我们一起喝一杯 为了欢迎你来到聚集地 we'll have a drink together to welcome you to the colony.
好的 Okay.
第一杯啤酒我请客 First beer's on me.
谢谢 Thanks.
他很不错 He's nice.
还自己酿啤酒 Brews his own beer.
你好，亲爱的 你好吗？ Hello, darling. How are you?
当然了 他 Course he does.
我很抱歉 现在有这么多事情要处理 I'm sorry. There's just so much going on right now.
你介意吗？
太疯狂了 It's crazy.
这地方很不错，你知道的 Pretty nice here, you know.
为什么，呃 你们为什么要离开？ Why, uh... why do you have to leave?
这儿很漂亮 只是 很不安全 It's beautiful. It's just not safe.
每个人都很害怕 Everyone's afraid.
就连你们的地堡也被攻破了，而且你们都年轻强壮 Even your bunker got breached, and you're all young and strong.
是啊 Yeah.
嘿 艾米 Hey, Aimee?
对不起 我知道你有很多事情要做，但是 Sorry. I know you got, like, a lot going on, but, uh...
你知道的，我来了 我大老远来看你 you know, I came... I came all the way here to see you,
所以我只是 想确认 and so I'm just... checkin' in.
只是想知道你过得怎样 感觉如何 Just wondering how you're... feeling about that.
我认为这是有史以来最浪漫的事 I think it's the most romantic thing anyone's ever done.
真的吗？好吧 好吧， 很好，因为 You do? Okay. Okay, good, 'cause, um...
但是听着，乔 ，嗯 But listen, Joel, um...
在无线电里和你谈话真是个 talking to you on the radio was such a nice escape
摆脱 这个聚集地事务压力的好办法 from the stress of running this colony.
我是说，你可能是唯一 一个从我的过去中活下来的人 I mean, you're probably the only person left alive from my old life.
费尔菲尔德人 From Fairfield.
然后还有个“但是” ，不是吗？ There's a "but" coming, isn't there?
但是我没想到你真的会来这里，乔 But I didn't think you'd actually come here, Joel.
而且我很高兴见到你 And I am so happy to see you.
我跟以前不一样了，你知道吗？ I'm not the same person that I used to be, you know?
七年了，那是很长的一段时间 Seven years, that's a long time.
我 我失去了很多人 我妈妈，我的朋友，还有 I've... I've lost people. My mom, my friends, and...
去年我失去了一个人 Last year I lost someone...
他对我意义重大 and he meant a lot to me.
哦，天哪，我觉得自己像个白痴 Oh, man, I feel like such an idiot.
- 不 不 别 - 我甚至没有 - No. No, don't. - I didn't even...
我甚至没有问你我是否应该来 I didn't even ask you if I should come.
我太兴奋了，我 我离开了 I just got so excited, and I... I left.
我不知道我在想什么 I don't know what I thought.
嗯，我知道我在想什么 Well, I know what I thought.
我来了，我为你神魂颠倒 I'd come and... and sweep you off your feet,
我们会很快乐的 and we'd be happy.
哦 乔 Oh, Joel.
但你不想要我 But you... didn't w-want... me.
我很抱歉 我应该在无线电里说些什么 或者 I am so sorry. I should have said something on the radio or...
不，没关系 没事的 嗯 No. It's okay. It's okay. Um...
我知道这不是你想象的那样，但是 I know this isn't how you pictured this going, but...
你还是会跟我们一起，对吧？ you'll still come with us, right?
跟你们一起…呃，在 游艇上？ Come with you... Uh, on the... yacht?
这是我们生存的机会 This is our shot at survival.
给船长一个机会 Give Cap a chance.
告诉我们 Tell us.
是的，来吧，船长 告诉我们另一个故事 Yeah, come on, Cap. Tell us another story.
- 是的，来吧 - 阿加莎事件四年后 - Yeah, come on. - Four years post-Agatha.
布里斯班皇家海军 第一次目击 HMS Brisbane. First watch.
我是第一个看到它翻墙的人 I was the first person to see it coming over the wall.
巨型蜥蜴，两层楼高 Giant lizard, two stories high.
我按响了警报 但太晚了 I sounded the alarm. Too late.
那天晚上我们失去了1032个灵魂 We lost 1,032 souls that night.
我们这些幸存下来的人来到了大海 Those of us that survived took to the sea.
我是说，别搞错 我们输掉了这场战争 对吗？ I mean, make no mistake. We have lost this war. Right?
人类在陆地上没有立足之地 但在陆地之外呢？ There is no place for mankind on land. But out there?
我们有机会了 There we got a chance.
我有个 I've got a...
对不起 有个 问题 Sorry. Just got a... question.
我在外面生存了七天 I survived seven days on the surface,
还有 如果连我能做到这一点，那么任何人都能做到 and... if I can do that, literally anyone can.
在外面生存七天？我很震惊 Seven days on the surface? I'm impressed.
所以也许我们还有机会 去战斗 So maybe we still have a chance... to fight
然后 然后 你知道的 赢 and... and, you know, win, uh...
赢回 赢回我们的世界 win our... win our world back.
我有个计划 如果你有更好的，伙计，我 我洗耳恭听 I have a plan. And if you have a better one, mate, I'm... I'm all ears.
- 然后我会站在你身边 - 你想听我的 - And I will stand by your side. - You wanna hear my...
你想听我的计划吗？ You wanna hear my plan?
我什么都没有 I got nothing, uh...
嘿，我请客 Hey, that's on me.
我-我不是故意让你为难的，伙计 I-I didn't mean to put you on the spot, mate. It's...
艾米告诉我你是一个厨师 Well... Aimee tells me you make a mean minestrone.
而且对于无线电也很在行 And you're great on the radio.
天知道 我需要一个通信专家 Lord knows I need a comms expert.
需要有人教洛克怎么做饭 Someone to teach Rocko how to cook.
你们有无线电吗？我想联系我的聚集地 Do you guys have a radio I could use? I want to contact my colony.
7045，这里是3022 进来 7045, this is 3022. Come in.
7045，这里是3022 有人在吗？ 7045, this is 3022. Is anyone there?
蒂姆？艾娃？有人吗 结束 Tim? Ava? Anyone. Over.
船长认为你可能需要吃点东西 Cap thought you might need a snack.
你知道的，他自己酿的啤酒 You know, he brews his own beer.
- 是的 是的，我听说了 - 很好，伙计 - Yep. Yeah, I heard. - It's good, man.
很酷 谢谢您 Cool. Thank you.
哈喽？有人在吗？ Hello? Is someone there?
是的，雷，是你吗？是我 我是乔 Yeah, Ray, is that you? It's me. It's Joel.
乔？ 哦，我的天 Joel? Oh, my God!
嘿，伙计们！是乔 他成功了！ Hey, guys! It's Joel. He made it!
- 你在开玩笑吗？ - 嘿嘿 伙计们 - You're kidding! - Hey. Hey, guys!
是我 我是乔 我 我 我很安全 It's me. It's Joel. I'm... I'm... I'm safe.
我-我成功了 我在艾米的聚集地 I-I made it. I'm at Aimee's colony.
- 他成功了！ - 哦，天哪，你还活着？ - He made it! - Oh, my God, you're alive?
听到你们的声音真是太好了 It's so good to hear your guys' voices.
我也很高兴听到你 ，伙计 So good to hear you, too, buddy.
- 你还好吗？ - 我觉得已经过了很久了 - Are you okay? - I feel like it's been so long.
- 我有很多话要跟你们说 - 告诉我们你看到了什么 - I've got so much to tell you guys. - Tell us what you've seen.
- 我看见了一只沙鸟蜂后？ - 什么是沙鸟蜂后？ - I saw a queen Sandgobbler. - What's a queen Sandgobbler?
那是 我不知道，但我把它炸了 It's... I don't know, but I blew it up.
我用手榴弹把它炸了 I blew it up with a hand grenade!
你从哪弄到手榴弹的？ Where'd you get a grenade?
是啊，太棒了，而且 Yeah, it was so awesome, and...
还有什么？还有什么？呃，我见过两个很酷的幸存者 What else? What else? Uh, I met these two really cool survivors.
他们教会了我这些 他们生活在外面 还有 And they taught me all these things. They live on the surface and...
还有，哦，哦，哦！我遇到了一个梅维斯 And, oh, oh, oh! I met a Mav1s.
- 我和一个活着的梅维斯谈过话 - 不可能！她长什么样？ - I talked to a real live Mav1s. - No way! What's she like?
呃，她 信息很丰富，情感也很丰富 还有 Uh, she was... very informative, emotionally, and...
还有 我得了一只狗，嗯 And I got a dog too, um...
- 哇，乔 你有狗吗？ - 艾米怎么样了？ - Wow, Joel. You got a dog? - And how is it with Aimee?
呃 非常 Uh, really...
非常好 really good.
乔，你能在旅途中幸存下来，太不可思议了 Joel, you simply surviving that journey, it's incredible.
我们为你骄傲，乔 We're proud of you, Joel.
伙计，我真的很想你们 Man, I really miss you guys.
怎么样，呃 后来怎么样？ 告诉我最新情况 How is, uh... How is everything back there? Give me the update.
不怎么好 我们已经有多个漏洞了 Not good. We've had multiple breaches.
多个漏洞？ 你说什么？大家都没事吧？ Multiple breaches? What do you mean? Is everyone okay?
不是很好 我想我们在这儿呆不了多久了 Not really. I don't think we can stay here much longer.
呃 伙计们 Uh, guys?
我们现在还活着 We're surviving for now.
“现在还活着 ”什么？ 雷？嘿，伙计们！ "Surviving for now." What? Sur... Ray? Hey, guys!
嗨，伙计们，你们能听到我说话吗？ Hello, guys, can you hear me?
伙计们 Guys?
我要回去 I gotta go back.
我在这里干什么？ What am I doing here?
紫色浆果 Purple berries.
巨大的蜥蜴，两层楼高，翻墙而过 Giant lizard, two stories high, coming over the wall.
那些看起来像蜥蜴的东西不会爬上爬下 The lizard-looking ones can't climb for shit.
狗娘养的在撒谎 Lying son of a bitch.
狗娘养的 Son of a bitch!
你们都喜欢这狗屎，哈？ Y'all like this shit, huh?
艾米 Aimee.
嘿 嘿 艾米 艾米 艾米 Hey, hey. Aimee, Aimee, Aimee.
我得和你谈谈 I have to talk to you.
哦，你喝醉了 Oh, you're so drunk.
火辣辣的，超级性感的，超级棒的乔利·乔利·道森！ Hot, super ripped, super awesome Joely-Joely Dawson!
艾米 艾米 Aimee, please.
这非常重要 我要和你谈谈 This is super important. I need to talk to you about something.
你得马上把所有人都弄出去 You have to get everyone out of here right now.
好吧，我想不好的事情就要发生了 我要告诉你 Okay, I think something bad is about to happen. I'm telling you.
我能感觉到 这是一个糟糕的 这是一个糟糕的氛围 I can feel it. This is a bad... This is a bad vibe.
我想他在计划着什么 我想他不是来救你们的 I think he's planning something. I don't think he's here to save you.
- 谁 - 游艇船长 他想给我下毒 - Who? - The yacht captain. He tried to poison me.
船长 船长就在那儿 他在跳舞 Cap. Cap's right there. He's dancing.
哦，我的 我恨他 我太恨他了 Oh, my... I hate him. I hate him so much.
听着，他给了我这些毒浆果，好吗？ Listen, he gave me these poison berries, okay?
而我知道浆果是有毒的，因为我的狗告诉我 And I know that the berries are poison because my dog told me.
你有只会说话的狗？ You have a talking dog?
- 不，不，不，艾米 - 我爱狗！ - No, no, no, Aimee. - I love dogs!
他说什么？小家伙在哪？ What'd he say? Where is the little fella?
伙计 倒下 Man down!
拜托 请听我说 Please. Please try to listen to me.
我需要你的帮助 一定会有事发生的 I need your help. Something's gonna happen.
你的聚集地，他们有危险 Your colony, they're in danger.
- 艾米 艾米 - 乔 乔 你没事吧？ - Aimee? Aimee? - Joel? Joel, are you okay?
早上好 Good morning.
乔 ，我很抱歉用拳头打你脸了 Joel, I'm sorry about the fist to your face.
我不能让你在无线电里说我们的坏话 我不想把事情搞砸 I couldn't have you talking shit about us on the radio. I didn't wanna mess this up.
代娜，照顾好它 Dana, take care of it.
代娜，别这样 不要打广播塔！ Dana, d-don't. Not the radio tower!
- 你在做什么？ - 你疯了吗？ - What are you doing? - Are you crazy?
所以，你可能知道我们不是在游船上游玩 So, you probably figured out we're not on a pleasure cruise.
我的船员和我要感谢你们的慷慨捐赠 My crew and I want to thank you for your generous donations.
食物、水、补给、药品 Food, water, supplies, medicine.
我们非常感激 We greatly appreciate it.
它会把我们带到海岸边下一个无助的聚集地 It will see us through to the next helpless colony down the coast.
他是个偷食物的人！ He's a food stealer!
你说得对 You're right.
但并不是那么简单 世界上基本上已经没有化石燃料了 But it's not that simple. The world is basically devoid of fossil fuels.
反正不足以驾驶游艇 Not enough to run a yacht on, anyway.
所以我和我的船员们，为了生存不得不临时凑合 So my crew and I, we had to improvise just to survive.
然后 我们找到了一个特殊动力来源 事实上，是洛克干的 And we found a real special fuel source. Actually, Rocko did.
- 不是吗，大家伙？ - 是的，就是我 - Didn't ya, big fella? - Yeah, that was me.
十吨重的纯动力，拴在游艇前面 Ten tons of pure power, chained to the front of that yacht.
它现在正在睡觉 She's sleeping now.
它很快就会饿了 She will be hungry soon.
什么？ What?
好吧，我能说什么呢？ Well, what can I say?
在世界末日，狗屎会变得疯狂 Shit gets crazy in the apocalypse.
哦，天哪 Oh, my God.
快跑 Run!
哦，天哪 我们要死了 Oh, my God, we're gonna die.
想办法把我的手从 Mkay. Just gotta find a way to free my hands from the...
我必须阻止这些混蛋拿走我们的东西 I have to stop these bastards from taking our stuff!
你穿过地狱走了85英里 You traveled 85 miles across hell.
我想我能阻止这三个混蛋 I think I can stop three assholes.
- 螃蟹归你了 - 什么 - You get the crab! - What?
这太绝望了 This is desperate.
艾米 Aimee?
小伙子 Boy? Boy!
小伙子 Boy! Hey!
代娜，射那只狗 Dana? Shoot the dog.
艾米 Aimee!
不 No!
洛克 该走了 让我们 Rocko? Time to go. Let's mo...
哦 不 你可别 Oh, no, you don't.
小伙子 我需要你现在就听我说 Boy! I need you to listen to me right now.
你看到那边了吗？去救艾米 You see over there? Go get Aimee.
我们走吧！ Let's move it!
马上走 马上 马上 Go now. Now. Now!
走 Move.
好吧，螃蟹，你想要点 Okay, crab, you want some of...
哇 Whoa!
好吧 哇 哇 Okay! Whoa! Whoa!
嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 听着 你不想这么做 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Listen. You don't wanna do this.
艾米！艾米，把手炮扔给我！我知道怎么杀了它！ Aimee! Aimee, throw me the cannon! I know how to kill it!
你总能从眼睛里分辨出来 You can always tell in the eyes.
- 你在做什么？开枪 - 开枪！你还在等什么？ - What are you doing? Shoot it! - Shoot it! What are you waiting for?
- 杀了它 - 该死的，开枪 - Kill it! - Goddamn it, shoot it!
像针穿过水面 Needle through water.
船长 Cap?
你自由了 You're free.
哦，天哪 Oh, my God.
哦，我们要死了 我们快死了 Oh, shit, we're gonna die. We're dying.
真是太神奇了 That was amazing.
什么 What? Uh...
太神奇了 我吗 Amazing? Me?
谢谢你 乔 Thank you, Joel.
是的，好吧，我就不会这么做了，但是 你做得很好 Yeah, well, I would've done it different, but... you did all right.
哦 好吧 Oh. Okay.
看起来好多了 小心点 That's looking better. Take care of it.
- 再见 - 再见 伙计们 - Bye now. - Bye, guys.
艾米 Aimee.
我必须回到我的聚集地，看看他们是否还好 I gotta get back to my colony, see if they're okay.
我的朋友告诉我山上有一个地方 Some friends of mine told me that there's a place in the mountains,
我想，那里应该是安全的 I guess, that's safe from the monsters.
也许我们都会去那里 So maybe we'll all head there.
嗯，看到你在行动真是太酷了 Um, it was really cool to just... to see you in action,
还有 我不知道，你怎么照顾这些人，然后 and... I don't know, how you take care of all these people, and then...
我很高兴你来了 I'm so glad you came.
我得走了. I gotta go.
我担心他们 I'm worried about 'em.
但我有东西给你 But I had something for you. Um...
哦，天哪 Oh, my God.
鳄鱼卡尔？ Crocodile Carl?
- 哦，天哪 - 我知道 - Oh, my God. - I know.
我想它最终还是要回到你手中的 Thought you should have him back finally.
给你 Here, uh...
- 不，我不能接受。你需要它 - 不 不 不 - No, I can't take that. You need it. - No, no, no.
我要你收下它 这对我意义重大 I want you to take it. It'd mean a lot to me.
真的，拿着吧 Really, take it.
这都是我写的 不管怎样， 我可以随时再写一本 I got it all up here, anyway. So I can always make copies.
谢谢你激励我 Thanks for inspiring me to...
参加这次旅行 take this trip.
这是我做过的最好的决定 It's the best decision I ever made.
好了，呃，我要走了 All right, uh, I'm gonna go.
小伙子 过来 Boy, come on!
- 呃，小心点 - 是的，你也是 - Uh, be careful. - Yeah, you, too.
再见艾米 Bye, Aimee.
那真是 That was...
- 太棒了 - 是啊 - Great. - Yeah.
我会来找你的 I'll come find you.
你最好 You better.
好了 Okay.
我叫乔 ·道森 My name is Joel Dawson.
我今年24岁，在外面上生存了七天 I'm 24 years old, and I survived seven days on the surface.
实际上是两次 Twice, actually.
你们这些家伙！嘿！ You guys! Hey!
- 哦，天哪！ - 嘿 嘿 嘿 - Oh, my God! - Hey, hey, hey!
我还活着是因为有几个陌生人的慷慨 I'm alive because of the generosity of a few strangers
一只小狗的善良 and the kindness of a great dog.
我和我的伙伴正往山上走 My colony and I are headed to the mountains.
那里的怪物应该会少一些 There's supposed to be less monsters there.
别误会我 外面是个危险的地方 And don't get me wrong. The surface is a dangerous place.
但我认为躲在地下已经不是解决问题的办法了 But I don't think hiding underground is the answer anymore.
外面有一个伟大的，美丽的，鼓舞人心的世界 There is a great big, beautiful, inspiring world out there.
我知道你认为这是不可能的，但事实并非如此 And I know you think it might be impossible, but it's not.
如果我能在这里生存，那任何人都可以 If I can survive out here, anybody can.
就像一个好朋友告诉我的 It's like a good friend once told me.
好的本能是通过犯错误来获得的 Good instincts are earned by making mistakes.
如果你有幸躲过几次错误 If you're lucky enough to survive a few mistakes,
你在外面会没事的 you're gonna do all right out here.
在这段记录里，你会找到关于我们新世界的一切 In this recording, you'll find everything I know about our new world.
这里面记录的一切我都得努力学习才能得到 Most of this I had to learn the hard way.
希望这会让你的生存得更容易一点 Hopefully, it'll make your way a little easier.
所以 打开舱门 So crank open that hatch.
好了 来吧 Okay, come on.
呼吸点新鲜空气 去吧 追求你的生活 Breathe some fresh air. Go. Live your life.
这不容易，但却值得 It won't be easy, but it'll be worth it.
我走了85英里才发现我在地下失踪了7年的东西 I traveled 85 miles to find what I had been missing below ground for seven years
一直就在我的头顶上 was right above my head this whole time.
真是难以置信 And it's incredible.
哦，还有最后一件事 别放弃 Oh, and one last thing. Don't settle.
千万别 即使是在世界的尽头 You don't have to. Not even at the end of the world.
落款 Signing off,
乔 · 道森 Joel Dawson.
"别放弃”？ 这是我的台词 "Don't settle"? That's my line.
这是一个很长的旅程，孩子 我希望你知道你在做什么 It's a long journey, kid. I hope you know what you're doing.
他肯定不行的 雪蜘蛛可能会抓到他的 He definitely doesn't. Snow Spiders will probably get him.
这不是个好办法 That's not a good way to go.
它们会把他撕成碎片 They will tear him apart.
- 不，他会想到办法的 - 可能吧 - Nah, he'll figure it out. - Possibly.